5-14-03
RANDOM THOUGHTS
Kid Cas finds himself listening to CD’s that he’s
burned more than the radio these days. Why is that? Cause there’s
a lot of garbage music out today. I don’t think there’s
one new song out right now that I like. Either they suck or
they sound the same. I’m so tired of raps about ridin
on 22, hoes, drinkn, and clubbn, that unless it has a real
good beat I won’t listen to it. Pop music is crap too,
Aguliera, Clarkston, Timberlake, etc. they all suck. Modern
rock is all the same like rap. It’s all about being a
loser, hate’n your parents and society. Music just sucks
right now. That new Jay Z song has the Knight Rider beat mixed
with ???? what is that Saddam Hussein??? Punjabi?? Baghdad
Beats?? Whatever.
Matrix Reloaded comes out tomorrow. Reviews have been mixed,
ranging from great to a huge disappointment. I’ll see
this weekend and let you know.
BOXING
Sharma “BITCH”el takes on Ben Tackie. Bitchel keeps
crying about a rematch with Tszyu, but he isn’t fighting
anyone really good to deserve it. Fighting Tackie, who Tszyu
just destroyed should not get him a rematch.
BASKETBALL
The Spurs won last nite, they’re up 3-2. Just one more
game and LA’s out. Thank god. After that I don’t
care who wins.
RAW REVIEW
Starts off with a good segment involving RVD, Christian, and
Austin. Funny lines by Christian, then he leaves. Down comes
Kane. Kane and RVD almost get into it about the IC title battle
royal, but Bitchoff comes down and announces the return of
LOD…………………WTF???????????????
Ok they get a nice, respectful pop for being wrestling legends,
but then the match starts and their age shows badly. They’re
no longer these huge, menacing guys. They look old and out
of shape and compared to today’s guys like Lesnar, Goldberg,
and Batista, they have no look. The match sucks, thank god
it was quick,. RVD 5***** for the win. Does McMahon have some
sorta grudge with LOD or something??
HHH and Y2J segment was next, not bad. HHH wants Y2J to take
Nash out.
Someone attempts to run over Goldberg. This seems familiar.
Teddy Long tries to convince Austin to allow Mack in the IC
battle royal, but Austin announces Booker T instead.
5 MINUTE WHITE BOY CHALLENGE. Mack sucks, but the angle and
Long are funny. The matches are irrelevant and Mack needs to
learn a good finisher. If not for the funny angle, Mack should
be Velocity or Heat.
Bitchoff almost has Blassie beat down by 3M and Rico, but is
saved by Austin and the Dudley’s.
Goldberg vs Christian in a cage - Not bad, Christian needs
a chair to make it competitive. A little slow, but OK. Rumor
is Y2J or HHH is next for Goldberg.
Steiner/Test/Golddust vs French guys/Nowinski – Funny
that Nowinski lost Tuff Enuff and is way better than Maven,
but still sucks though. I paid absolutely no attention to his
crap. I’m not even sure who won.
Trish vs Victoria – Why??? Why every week do we have
to watch a ladies match involving the same people. This one
is a hardcore match, why?? They can barley work a regular program.
TERRIBLY blown spots with Trish kicking trash can lid into
Victoria. Look, I like the ladies division, but save it for
the PPV and RAW once a month.
Nash vs Y2J – I didn’t even watch it. What was
the point?? Nash wasn’t going to lose right before the
PPV. You knew HHH was gonna get involved to “hype” the
PPV, if you wanna call it that. Nash has been getting the better
of HHH, so you might not see him get his title run, which is
good since we’ve seen all 5 of his moves every week now.
He hasn’t been getting over and his work is boring. Giving
him the strap would be a mistake.
JUDGEMENT DAY PPV
OH MO GOD IS THIS GONNA SUCK. Nash vs HHH, Lesnar vs Big Show
in a stretcher match. LOL!!!! When has a stretcher match ever
gotten over??? You know it sucks if you resort to the stretcher
match. Nash vs HHH might sound like a silent movie, cause the
crowd will be a sleep. Tag Team Ladder match should be good.
Battle Royal will be OK. The Ladies 4-way would be alright,
if we didn’t already see them every dam week. Steiner/Test
vs French guys, less said about that the better. The rest of
the card is unknown, what is Goldberg, Y2J, Lance Storm, Christian,
Benoit, Rhyno, Cena doing? With all the time spent on pushing
HHH /Nash down our throats, there hasn’t been any left
over to push other guys and angles. Oh well, lowest buy rating
ever???
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